wafflesjr:

WATCH IT

posted 12 hours ago with 479 notes via sauce-policy + reblog

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

posted 12 hours ago with 46,591 notes via colleenreigh + reblog
“When she does an interview, you have to drink every time she says, ‘but umm.’”

posted 12 hours ago with 16,988 notes via happydelusion + reblog

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

posted 23 hours ago with 6,286 notes via erinspaige + reblog

Florence Welch at Coachella

(Source: make-me-your-maria)

posted 1 day ago with 402 notes via reginamilllz + reblog

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

posted 1 day ago with 157,872 notes via kristen-wiig + reblog

(Source: -photosets)

posted 1 day ago with 10,733 notes via stelenasdiaries + reblog

zarratibarbosa:

Plus, every time I start talking to you, five seconds later I want to jump your bones.

(Source: stress-shamwow)

posted 1 day ago with 4,650 notes via idontgiveafrick + reblog

choquefrontal:

you need to watch it to fully enjoy it

posted 1 day ago with 151,932 notes via idontgiveafrick + reblog

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posted 1 day ago with 221,748 notes via teendoughnut + reblog

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

posted 1 day ago with 26,609 notes via idontgiveafrick + reblog

roxxieyo:

Alright, I’ll go make some muffins.

She is everything I want to be

(Source: supernatasha)

posted 1 day ago with 6,767 notes via ditchingnarnia + reblog

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

posted 1 day ago with 412,575 notes via yholph + reblog

philolzophy:

Parenting goals.

posted 1 day ago with 261,677 notes via philolzophy + reblog

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

posted 1 day ago with 59,222 notes via best-of-text-posts + reblog
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