I just found the best Facebook page
“When she does an interview, you have to drink every time she says, ‘but umm.’”
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
Florence Welch at Coachella
Plus, every time I start talking to you, five seconds later I want to jump your bones.
This is the same man.
I think about this a lot.
Alright, I’ll go make some muffins.
She is everything I want to be
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”